Summary of News

US Congress ruled that pizza is a vegetable...I don't think I need to say more?

My Reaction

Oh, and also encourage use of french fries as well as aforementioned pizzas in school cafeterias as to reduce the cost of food-subsidies from the government to the schools. Little do they know how much they will be spending in after-care for all the resulting obesity. US Congress, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU THINKING!?!?!